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Random thoughts on a not so random day- my cartoonholic fad finally comes out

Am an advent fan of Walt Disney's cartoons...and yes I know what you are are thinking, am a grown ass woman!!!
But back to my point, the cartoons,who does them? They are top of the range if you ask me...SO BEAUTY AND THE BEAST one of my all time favorites till I realized it actually applies in real life!!!
-I'm going to pretend am writing a blog- the new fad for Kenyans- and try and sound sarcastic and opinionated!!
So I know a beast (Literally know a beast)....Chali amebeat, amechapa kama kiatu!!! (I recently learned a random word - kufanya kitu kimang'oto! I swear I died of laughter) Back to my guy...so this guy is one those guys the Nairobi chic would not dare go near unless the poor guy drove a car with loud music
        ** Why is it that its all the beat ugly cars that play loud horrifying raunchy music?(*sic)
OK so this guy, nobody thought he had EVER gotten some in his whole entire life - not even from all the bad things mboches do to to children (God forbid Chineke!!!)- I Watch NIGERIAN movies too! I for one dismissed him even before I got to know him (and am not even remotely close to being a typical Nairobi Chic)
So with all my Solomonic wisdom, I had already made a conclusion about him and even exchanged a few glances with my Gals several times while doing the whole "rolling of the eyes" shindig/ sheen-ding..whatever the hell the Ameros say! But this guy (Jatelo) as I would later call him, unleashed on me the spiritual awakening!!
           With just one incident I was living the words of the good Book!!! RAPTURE....Was more like it...(the changing of bodies for the pursuit of hotter ones I mean lol- irrelevant but at this point I resume my blogging persona)
This chic walked in and asked for Jatelo one day,and my jaw literally dropped! She was the prettiest thing I had seen- porcelain skin,bubblegum lips, wonderland body (thank God for John Meyer) I could actually find the words to describe her! and all the men started drooling when she chomoad those famous French saying in the most fluent assent there was...all that hit my ear was something something...thingy( again am not a typical Nairobi chic)
 But I gave Jatelo mad respect and the dudes agreed with me (a whole standing ovation ceremony was done ,But do I say!!)...Kumbe he has dated this mama for the longest time yaani those relationship we dream of while watching wedding show hehehe....CLASSIC BEAUTY AND THE BEAST....And you wonder where Walt Disney got his inspiration from? He was prolly( a word I learned from these barbies here in Upper hill) one of those too (READ UGLY)...But hey #amjustsaying!!!!!!

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  1. Ciirub14 April 2011 at 05:56

    loving loving loving..... some more pleassse

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  2. random chic in a not so random town14 April 2011 at 06:02

    Till next time when the creative juices are flowing and an not trying to steal work internet;)

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  3. Anonymous26 May 2011 at 02:39

    Niiiiiiiiiiice

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  4. random chic in a not so random town26 May 2011 at 02:44

    Thanks Tee u a sport, keep the support burning hehehe

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